<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13275096</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:00:59.605-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Diary of a modern day wanker</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imawanker.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13275096/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imawanker.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Wanker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07381688354712757731</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13275096.post-111863003094426962</id><published>2005-06-12T19:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-12T19:33:50.946-07:00</updated><title type='text'>tonight</title><content type='html'>I masturbated on cam with two women on ifriends&lt;br /&gt;not very satisfactory, I had to log off and watch porn to come.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13275096-111863003094426962?l=imawanker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imawanker.blogspot.com/feeds/111863003094426962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13275096&amp;postID=111863003094426962' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13275096/posts/default/111863003094426962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13275096/posts/default/111863003094426962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imawanker.blogspot.com/2005/06/tonight.html' title='tonight'/><author><name>Wanker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07381688354712757731</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13275096.post-111748387502576616</id><published>2005-05-30T13:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-30T13:11:15.033-07:00</updated><title type='text'>10 Random facts</title><content type='html'>1) I started masturbating long before puberty, I used to sit in the front room, crushing my dick into my thigh, my mother used to try and stop me, but that just made me take the activity underground.&lt;br /&gt;2) For years I wanked by pushing my cock into my thigh, I don't know when I moved to my current (more conventional) sitting up and rubbing it method.&lt;br /&gt;3) I don't remember the first time I ejaculated, but I used to orgasm during those youthful front-room fumblings.&lt;br /&gt;4) I have only ever had sex with prostitutes. That's right I have never fucked a woman without paying her in cash for the honour. Some of them have been really skanky too.&lt;br /&gt;5) I have never had a girlfriend.&lt;br /&gt;6) I masturbate around 2 times a day.&lt;br /&gt;7) I have been caught wanking several times. Once by a stranger&lt;br /&gt;8) I enjoy masturbating on my webcam.&lt;br /&gt;9) I love giving head to women, unfortunately prostitutes are often unwilling to allow it.&lt;br /&gt;10) I use Veet to remove my pubic hair&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13275096-111748387502576616?l=imawanker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imawanker.blogspot.com/feeds/111748387502576616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13275096&amp;postID=111748387502576616' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13275096/posts/default/111748387502576616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13275096/posts/default/111748387502576616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imawanker.blogspot.com/2005/05/10-random-facts.html' title='10 Random facts'/><author><name>Wanker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07381688354712757731</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13275096.post-111744793959295229</id><published>2005-05-30T03:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-30T03:12:25.466-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome</title><content type='html'>So, I love to masturbate.&lt;br /&gt;"So what?" you say. So does everyone.&lt;br /&gt;But I really love it, I do it at least twice a day.&lt;br /&gt;This blog will be a log of my onanistic activities, my fantasies, my experiences, and my memories.&lt;br /&gt;I don't expect anyone to enjoy it, or read it, but it's for me not you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13275096-111744793959295229?l=imawanker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imawanker.blogspot.com/feeds/111744793959295229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13275096&amp;postID=111744793959295229' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13275096/posts/default/111744793959295229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13275096/posts/default/111744793959295229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imawanker.blogspot.com/2005/05/welcome.html' title='Welcome'/><author><name>Wanker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07381688354712757731</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
