1) I started masturbating long before puberty, I used to sit in the front room, crushing my dick into my thigh, my mother used to try and stop me, but that just made me take the activity underground.
2) For years I wanked by pushing my cock into my thigh, I don't know when I moved to my current (more conventional) sitting up and rubbing it method.
3) I don't remember the first time I ejaculated, but I used to orgasm during those youthful front-room fumblings.
4) I have only ever had sex with prostitutes. That's right I have never fucked a woman without paying her in cash for the honour. Some of them have been really skanky too.
5) I have never had a girlfriend.
6) I masturbate around 2 times a day.
7) I have been caught wanking several times. Once by a stranger
8) I enjoy masturbating on my webcam.
9) I love giving head to women, unfortunately prostitutes are often unwilling to allow it.
10) I use Veet to remove my pubic hair
